10 signs you fly too much
AKA, you might be a jaded old queen if : You're in First Class, you're neither sick nor hungover, and you decide not to drink even though it's free because, y'know, you're not in the mood for a drink . And because a couple of free $3 bottles of Tanqueray shouldn't make you as excited as August Gloop on the chocolate factory tour. seriously You don't bother opening the onboard amenity kit because you have half a dozen of them sitting in a box at home, you've got all your preferred products in your carry-on already, and under most circumstances no one really appreciates a gift of " Here's the travel kit from a trip you didn't go on, in a class of service you'll probably never get to fly… Enjoy! " You're in First and you skip a free onboard meal because you're not hungry (or you're trying to manage your jetlag ). Because nearly all airplane food – even in First – is basically just hospital food on better plates.